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Accordingly to a breaking news story, they are searching for Jimmy Hoffa.

How is this breaking news? They've been looking for him since 1975. Nothing short of actually finding the man really counts as news. Announcing that you're going to demolish a building because you think you've found him is not breaking news. It has not been breaking news any of the times you've announced that there is a new suspected place where his body was hidden that you are going to examine.

Seriously, please find him this time. I'm sick of the "news."