Reasons why I almost peed my pants during "The DaVinci Code"

#1 - There was a preview for the new James Bond movie. *snort*
#2 - As the child of archivists, every time they touched ancient documents I screamed a little inside.
#3 - The characters were very different than I expected them to be, so I kept expecting stuff to happen and it didn't.
#4 - Scenes in Scotland = Happy me!

Also, I just really had to pee. Don't buy large drinks during long movies.

WHY????

Why is Wayne Newton in this movie??????

"Fair enough. How 'bout we just meet after the show and kick the crap out of Timothy Dalton?"

It would take a lot more than a couple of other ex-Bonds to beat up Timothy Dalton!

This probably makes no sense - but seeing Timothy Dalton punch a young Benicio del Toro in the face made me rather happy.

Personal feelings at the moment

Best Bond movie EVER!
Christopher Walken, Midge from That 70s Show, Dr. Schneider from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, a very manueverable blimp - need I say more?

Scariest Bond movie EVER!!!!
009 killed dressed as a clown at the beginning of the movie. As if that wasn't enough emotional trauma, 007 felt it necessary to dress as a clown himself. No amount of Louis Jourdan could make this movie less terrifying.

Worst Bond movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, the book was bad. The movie was worse. Roger Moore's first Bond film - the acting isn't very good, there were about 90 million points during the movie when I wanted to gouge my eyes out and stuff cotton into my ears to stop this movie because it was THAT ridiculously bad - also I HATE the theme song.

I think it might be a record for me....

According to the time stamps on one of my AIM conversations, I chatted online with a guy for three and a half hours.

Wow.

And to think we were waiting to hear from my roommate, who I got ahold of about halfway THROUGH that conversation.

I guess when you start talking about James Bond, it's hard to stop.

:)