I hurt - all over

I fell down the steps on our porch today. I don't think I hit my head but it did hurt, so I'm not sure. I wrenched my neck, whacked my elbow, scraped my thigh (through my pants) and I am currently wearing an ACE wrap on my right wrist because I landed in such a way that I jammed it.

Oops.

My head doesn't hurt as much now

This is what my AIM profile has said since Friday:
I bet you all wish you were as clever as me. I am so very clever. I walked head first into a door. That is how clever I am. I was carrying laundry and this cord was hanging in our doorway. I tried to duck under it and whacked my head against the edge of the door. Since then, I have been checking to make sure I don't have a concussion. I'm pretty sure I don't. hmmm.:-\ Found a side effect of my head injury...I am beginning to sound like Scarlett O'Hara. I HATE that movie!