There are some weird people here

Now someone is using the message board to try and sell Eastern milk snakes. This person does actually appear in the phone book. I think I'm more scared now than by the fake alligator post. I do not like snakes!

Bad! The For Sale section is NOT for jokes!

I found this on the For Sale bulletin board of my e-mail. Heehee!

I am interested in purchasing an alligator for my dorm room. If anybody has an alligator for sale, please email me at ***##@albion.edu. The younger, the better, because I hope to raise it in a 20-gallon tank. Also if you have any alligator-sized sweaters to go along with it (preferably blue), I would be interested in negotiating such a transaction.

Finally, I'm hoping to pay aroud 50 or 60 tops, but I'm willing to talk about it depending on the quality alligator being offered.

I don't think this person really exists. I checked the Albion phone book. I should have guessed that no one would post this under their real name.