I found this on the For Sale bulletin board of my e-mail. Heehee!
I am interested in purchasing an alligator for my dorm room. If anybody has an alligator for sale, please email me at ***##@albion.edu. The younger, the better, because I hope to raise it in a 20-gallon tank. Also if you have any alligator-sized sweaters to go along with it (preferably blue), I would be interested in negotiating such a transaction.
Finally, I'm hoping to pay aroud 50 or 60 tops, but I'm willing to talk about it depending on the quality alligator being offered.
I don't think this person really exists. I checked the Albion phone book. I should have guessed that no one would post this under their real name.