While out with the parents

Cashier who appeared to be about 30: The total is $19.84.
Me: Heehee. Good year!
Mom: Very good year.
Cashier: That's the year Van Halen released (some album).
Me: Really? Huh. Twenty-three years ago....
Cashier: Yeah, I was born in 1985, so that makes me feel old.

Somehow I didn't scream.