Fun times in the nerdiest family alive

Alfiedad: So, your shirt says "Singing in the rain" on it?
Me: Yeah, or "Bringing the pain."
Alfiedad: Singing in the rain.
Me: Yeah, and that's Lina Lamont on the back.
Alfiemom: Or Death.

Me: So this one time I was trapped in a closet with Alex and his ex-roommate and Alex was trying to feel Rob up.
(Family looks at me strangely)
Me: You know, the closet that moves between floors.
Alfiemom: You mean an elevator?