Argh

Can anyone explain to me why I have a crush on someone who does the following:

1) Pinches a teammate's butt then tells the teammate that it was me,
2) Says he thought he saw me at a game, no wait, it was Micaela (who looks nothing like me) or Nick (who is male and looks nothing like me) and,
3) Calls me when I come into the room, telling me that one of his teammates has something that he needs to say to me, then pesters the person until the person shouts at them to shut up.

Oh wait. I remember. He's really funny and nice and cute. That must be why.