Oh, Mr. Darcy, you are so short and furry
Did you ever watch the show Wishbone? What did you think of the parts where the dog acted out scenes from great literature. I think my favorite was Wishbone acting out A Tail of Two Cities, where he played Charles Darnay and a human male played Sydney Carton, who is supposed to resemble Darnay, at least somewhat. I was discussing this a couple days ago with friends who said their favorite episodes were when he played love scenes with humans, but especially in Pride and Prejudice, where he is dancing.