Shaun, STOP playing with my ears!

I am sitting at my desk, wearing a koala bear ear headband and listening to the soundtrack to an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. My roommate said I look cute. My neighbor across the hall laughed. Shaun came into my room and started playing with my koala bear ears. Apparently, he just moved and has a new roommate. It seems like everyone is switching roommates now. I still have to post my story of roommate switching...but it is a tale so horrible, so scary, so terrifying that I am just to lazy to write it.