Eek!

Entertainment Weekly has come up with a list of possible Supermans for the upcoming Superman movie. I can't help it, I started cracking up when I saw this list. Here are my problems with the list.

Superman #1: No real problem except he doesn't seem to have the aura of Superman around him.
Superman #2: TOO OLD!
Superman #3: I actually do like this actor too, but he's not Superman material.
Superman #4: I do not find him very attractive (except when he was on Saturday Night Live) so I would be disappointed if they casted him. He also looks really strange in the picture they have.
Superman #5: Kinda skinny. I don't see him as Superman either.
Superman #6: Absolutely adorable, but too blond and he's kind of skinny.
Superman #7: Four words. I know kung fu.
Superman #8: This one just makes me laugh.

I vote for making Tom Welling look his actual age (he's 25) and casting him. Aaah, I just found out that he got married in July, darn it.