Wednesday, June 04, 2003

Fun at Red Lobster, without sticking your head in the tank

"He's so pretty. I forgot to breathe."
"If you think that just because you hugged him, he'll let you feed him shrimp, you're wrong. I know from experience."
~Srah~

"They give you a pager when you drop off your baby. It's like Applebee's."
~Alfie~

Alfie: I want to be the one to throw a shoe at her.
Greg the waiter: And what will the shoe-thrower have for dessert?